December 23rd – For Christmas you want to buy your family that LED TV you saw earlier for $1,000 on Amazon. But what if Amazon was now like healthcare.gov? First, after dozens of tries you finally connect to Amazon. But that $1,000 TV is now $1,410! (12/20/13 - Forbes: “the average state will see underlying premiums increase by an avg. of 41%”) Shocked, you contact Amazon. Amazon explains the increase is due to the new federal law mandating all TVs be 3D with internet connect...ivity. You complain that you don’t need or want those things! Too bad, Amazon says O has determined the TV you wished for is junk. Furious, you charge the now $1,410 TV on your credit card. But the TV never arrives since Amazon either sent the ACME TV warehouse faulty info or your shipping info was never transmitted. Finally, since the Amazon website is now a hacker’s paradise, your January credit card statement shows an additional $5,000 in unauthorized charges. Along with a card that reads: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM BARACK OBAMA & THE DEMOCRATS..
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